It’s all Steve’s fault.
Lets get that out of the way first. Reading his blog, he planted the seed of an idea (and a great idea….) – a Solstice Ride, leaving in darkness, returning in darkness and squeezing every single drop of riding time from the shortest day. I already had the day off to get in a ride before the festive onslaught, so it all fell into place fairly easily. Same with the route – head east via the usual haunts, loop round at Kirkcaldy, rest/food stop at my folks, back via the coastal path then various options depending on conditions, weather, fatigue. All pretty simple on paper but then these things always are….
After exiting the house at 8:21am in darkness, the first couple of hours were fine as I set out via the back of town trail and the 11 Minuter. The usual issues with woodfall (how can a man made trail with staff on site still have woodfall 2 weeks after a storm and almost every local natural trail be free of woodfall?) and people on foot ignoring the safety signs and walking up/down MTB specific trails but otherwise fine. Eastwards via the ROW network and Sunnyside Plantation. Hitting Kirkcaldy and Middleden, things changed. Things were a mess. Mud, clay, everything started to pack with anything loose. Supposedly armoured lines were anything but and I came off or came to a complete stop more than once. It didn’t make sense that I’d traversed a series of natural trails and only had issues with the man made stuff, but that’s another discussion….
A rest stop then westwards. Snaking through town, a brief encounter with the worst the towns drivers could throw at me then nipping through the old urban trails and onto the coast. The headwind was a bitch but the slimy trail, completely lacking in traction, was worse. The first half of the trail to Kinghorn was a mess and took an age but I got there in the end. A quick blast on the road then onwards to Aberdour and another stop plus food. Well, if the source of food had actually been open…. Time was getting on now and I was getting tired thanks to the wind and sections of tractionless slime. I really needed food now so decided to take a detour in Dalgety Bay and hit a shop, accidentally missing out Letham hill in the process. From there, I decided to head inland as the wind was getting silly and go north via Fordell. Again, unridable slime. Again, walking things I would normally ride easily….
Things were getting beyond a joke now, it was well after 2pm so I decided to head towards home and hit the doorstep loop and see where I ended up. It was nice to ride something where I had traction at last but I was burst. Reaching the end of the lower half of the A92, I noted that the car lights were on, the streetlamps starting to come on and that I was having issues pedaling, so the decision to bail was made. Well, after I had done one final section….
The final section was done and I was done in. 3:30pm, but it wasn’t exactly dark. It was getting that way though so I’m counting it as a valid Solstice Ride. Seven or so hours out, in crappy conditions. I suppose that’s okay.
Now, what should I do for the summer solstice?












